By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 05:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26

I got bad news about your sex game...

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MrSarcasmic 10

she was actually writing an FML of her own

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Mabalzeshary 6

Slap that shit out that bitchs hand and then stick it in her ass. Bet she wont check her email again.

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Fedezzer 20

You are not here to "make love". You are here, 'ladies', to have sex! To please your woman! If you wanna learn, you're gonna have to work! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY THRUSTS YOU PUSS-FILLED BARREL OF MONKEY SPUNK!!

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xkncas 8

A recent study shows that women are less likely to willingly give up their cellphones for a week thank sex, whereas men would be less likely to give up sex than their cellphones. Not surprising that she "multitasks", especially if she is more invested in her phone than you.

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gameover18 17

OUCH! Step one: try not to cry step two: lay down step three cry a lot

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pedinhuh 23

You nedd to watch more...um ..erm.....Sexual educational movies???

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BadassGinger 3

step up a little. But next time she does that. Get out of her and go check ur email or facebook ;)

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dakatabg 31

Maybe you pleased her already and she was waiting for you so to kill the time she will check the mail :)

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Cyrus00 41

I think that's wishful thinking.

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drewflav 17

I see no one has learned from sex FMLs. Hide the phones before having fun!!

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non_finisher 9

Don't worry she must have started to watch ****...! Lol with no offence

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