By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 05:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26

I got bad news about your sex game...

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MrSarcasmic 10

she was actually writing an FML of her own

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Zebediabolical 39

At least it was just email and not some online game. Bejewelled would be bad enough. But something more involved like an MMO would be even more of a slap in the face. FYL, OP. But do some internet research on new techniques to try.

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Grayness_ 26

:o You aren't doing it hard enough buddy!!

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Cyrus00 41

Lol exactly what I was thinking, her hands should be on the headboard!

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TheNewGuy03 28

**** her harder, and see if she has the capacity to check email. Or you have a microscopic penis and no knowledge of what makes your wife get off. Talk to her!

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cd8919 12

Do some research on what could help spice up your love life.

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Clintdapict 4

The world doesn't stop just because you're gettin busy...

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BadKitty13 28

Sorry to break this to you ...... um YOU SUCK AT SEX ! ?

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gatorgirl2669 6

sounds like you need to get some new bed moves... and a no phones in the bed policy.... wow that is harsh

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bigwill420 11

Work it better bro

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khaya 9

"Your mom sent me something", pretty much kills the mood, or helps if you're into that kind of stuff.

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raphael1123 13

You were in her inbox, so she's checking her other inbox.

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