By Anonymous - 19/05/2013 18:33 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML
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Wizardo 33

Hey don't worry, she's your daughter and you should love her anyway and it'll just make for an interesting story.

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KingGeorgeGal 12

That's not a big deal. You should just be happy that the baby is healthy!

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seniorchang 16

I can't believe nobody has dropped the obvious: she must've felt she deserved the mark after she killed that ****** on her way out.

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Allennis44 16

I wasn't goin to say it

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n4ture 20

your baby girl sounds perfect to me and congrats!

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Original_Outcast 23

Respect the baby or she can get her gang to beat the neighborhood kids up :P

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strokesie 23

Who gives a shit? She's still your daughter and it will more than likely go away anyway.

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Quitte le ! 26

As she grows up her skin will stretch and that mark will move a little and maybe even change shape

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AholeCop 11

Aw, I can relate. I wish I could post a picture. I have a large dark freckle under my right eye. Prisoners ask me all the time why I have a teardrop tattoo.

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Allennis44 16

At least nobody will mess with her when she gets older.

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moneyrocks97 6

She will be destined to do great things.

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MrDwightKShrute 3

if it bothers you so much why'd you have a kid and marry her?

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MrDwightKShrute 3

disregard my comment I read the fml wrong

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