By Anonymous - 19/05/2013 18:33 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML
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Wizardo 33

Hey don't worry, she's your daughter and you should love her anyway and it'll just make for an interesting story.

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KingGeorgeGal 12

That's not a big deal. You should just be happy that the baby is healthy!

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Wealthyparrot 9

The baby "Today, I was just born to two beautiful parents. They're perfect in every way, but I was just squeezed through a ******. FML."

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OnyxChronic 9

Her nickname shall be crybaby? (:

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Jaxx66 21

Thank you 46! I was actually going to post that if I didn't see anyone else make the reference! That movie was epic xD.

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OnyxChronic 9

How does your comment about my comment get upvotes but my comment got downvotes? Some people are just so jealous.

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perdix 29

She probably killed her twin in utero. Dunh, dunh, dunh!

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skyeyez9 24

Some birth marks will fade. So it may be barely noticeable in a few years.

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xslurpyx 17

i have the same mark!

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Well at least you know she won't need a real tattoo :) Cheer up OP, what matters is that she is healthy.

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gc327072 30

would a lightning bolt on the forehead have been more desirable?

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Flaum 7

Congratulations! She is healthy, and that is all that matters. :)

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my_name_is_earl 9

She did her time...in the womb

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