By Anonymous - 19/05/2013 18:33 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML
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Wizardo 33

Hey don't worry, she's your daughter and you should love her anyway and it'll just make for an interesting story.

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KingGeorgeGal 12

That's not a big deal. You should just be happy that the baby is healthy!

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MichaelT17 9

Thug life....... No that's mean but anyways congrats on the baby

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roxxyfoxxy3 25

No. It's an axel tattoo. It would make it even better if the birthmark was a black, upside down teardrop, and she was red-headed.

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Vilsitior_93 12

You didn't deserve it because it isn't your fault your daughter has that birthmark. And your life won't suck until she's 15, if you don't raise her right... :(

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cieloalicia 16

Get over yourself. She could have miscarried or your daughter could have a defect. Yeah, I bet your life is so ******* over, dude. I bet.

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xojoslinox 8

no, that is cool!

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superstock0409 2

A lot of birth marks fade or go away by the age of 6. If not you'll still love her; she is your daughter

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Martinez0285 28

thats what ya call an...OG... Thug life

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arkin5 4

She didnt chose the thug life , the thug life chose her

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Cowsxgoxmoo78 8

Thug life homie! Seriously your street cred just went through the roof

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