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By drastech99 - 23/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML

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By Abandon - 20/07/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, it was supposed to be my night off from the baby. Instead, my wife said she "couldn't even begin to deal", so she locked herself in the bedroom and I had to watch both my baby and my stepson, who both became hyper-needy the second she shut the door. This is the fifth time in a row. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2014 22:08 - United States - Blue Earth

Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML

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No Ragrets

By Rodolfo_el - 17/04/2021 10:59

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - 06/11/2020 14:02

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Compassion

By Anemity_is_my_name - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I'm exhausted and sore from a long night of pulling semis out of the snow. My wife is pissed because I want to sleep, instead of be with her. Every time I drift off, she starts doing things like loudly unloading the dishwasher or standing by our bedroom door talking loudly on the phone. FML

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Sensitive

By itsevenworse - 07/08/2021 00:01 - France

Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML

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By Unknown - 07/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 14:11

Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML

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SugarRushxx 0

Friday 23 September 2011 12:16

I think your wife needs to grow up.

saIty 17

Friday 23 September 2011 12:17

Snooki: Worsening the life of one person everyday.

Comments

bishop76_fml 0

Friday 23 September 2011 14:35

YDI for marrying an idiot.

Bootle 10

Friday 23 September 2011 14:45

Besides all the obvious stuff that the other commenters have already commented on, why do you have to sleep on the floor? Couch? Any other soft surface in the house? Or someone else's house?

My_Nightmare 19

Friday 23 September 2011 14:53

How old is your wife? 15?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 23 September 2011 14:57

Anyone who is an idiot like the op's wife, and watches jersey shore like the op's wife, should make a line to the hospital so DocBastard can forcebly steralize(sp) you people, and hopefully then, america can learn it's lesson.

mozeltov 7

Friday 23 September 2011 14:59

I put ydi cause OP needs to man up

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 23 September 2011 19:13

what does that have to do with my comment?

Lexxya 7

Friday 23 September 2011 15:03

You should dedicate some time to hel your wife with her problems. It's a matter of fact that she's emotionally imparied if she can have these kind of recation for a TV program. And I'm not even commenting on the fact it's something awful like that reality.

EvilDave 13

Friday 23 September 2011 15:33

Close. He should dedicate some time to having his wife hospitalized until she is mentally competent again.

darkinkinda 0

Friday 23 September 2011 15:05

If I were you it'd be divorce time because that's just ridiculous.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 23 September 2011 15:08

OP, this is where you hold her tightly... around the neck... until she stops watching "Jersey Shore" Sorry. Don't mean to encourage domestic violence. Get a French person to do this.

darkinkinda 0

Friday 23 September 2011 15:15

I agree with the dude above me... And almost everyone else.

IscoreOnU 19

Friday 23 September 2011 15:26

**** our world. What is it coming too now? Oompa Loompas making people cry. They were always such happy people.

EvilDave 13

Friday 23 September 2011 15:31

No, that is wrong. OP needs to replace the door knob with one without a lock, then install a keyed deadbolt and keep the key. Then, he can lock HER out of the room all day, everyday.