By drastech99 - 23/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML
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saIty 17

Snooki: Worsening the life of one person everyday.

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Zillie 4

Your wife is a lunatic. Tough love time. Start ripping on her & Jersey Shore relentlessly until she either (A.) realizes she's being a moron, or (B.) leaves you for some other poor sap who can deal with her assanine emotional issues.

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Zillie 4

...or a loser. Hell, maybe even a lobster.

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katt_is_here 24

"your wifes a looser!!" Really? Please tell me English isn't your first language. Even if it isn't, lie to me for the sake of my sanity.

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djmigues 7

You mean "Even if it is," right?

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katt_is_here 24

Bah, yes. Thank you. It's too early for me to be making comments. I just hate it when I see people get "lose" and "loose" confused. It isn't even a hard one! And wifes? That isn't even a word!

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irritatedone 5

Your wife shouldn't even be watching that trash. You should tell to grow up or get out.

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mrjude 3

Bro, you need a divorce. I mean, your wife's ******* crazy... And not just because she watched Jersey Shore.

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katt_is_here 24

I'm sure she was just upset that you didn't hold her because she was crying. Who the **** cares why she was crying? She was upset and you didn't comfort her. Female emotions can build up. She could have been upset over a lot of other things she was keeping inside and that just made the damn break. But, Jersey Shore is the worst thing on television besides Toddlers and Tiaras. Ban it from your house!

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katt_is_here 24

Jersey Shore is the reason I am never moving to New Jersey.

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darkinkinda 0

New jersey is the reason why I'm never moving to new jersey

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ZielZone 4

Your wife is a drama queen loser... Get a comfortable couch... Or change the bedroom door handle.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Every time you watch Jersey Shore, a book commits suicide.

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leadman1989 15

*book stands up u_u *Draws sword *violently cuts stomach confetti spills out x_x

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