Intimacy: Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity...

By tigger2013 - 03/08/2013 04:01 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML

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Same thing different taste

By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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Permission granted and rejected

By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 04:00

Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML

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Stuck in a rut

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 20:00

Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML

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Hang ups

By at least put on sexy underwear - 01/09/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML

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Stuck on amber

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 07:58 - United States - Greensburg

Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML

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Alexa, play "Boredom" by Buzzcocks

By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 05:01

Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML

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By Uhg - 10/03/2019 02:00

Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML

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Take care

By Anonymous - 16/12/2020 08:02

Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML

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Ace of Spades

By Simon Edhouse - 13/09/2021 09:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my wife has initiated sex less than five times in the 18 years we've been married. If I don't mention it, then she doesn't have to bother. FML

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Creepy thing to do, for sure

By Anonymous - 11/12/2023 16:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my wife told me she wanted to try something that would turn me on immediately. While I was in our bed, she came in, wearing only the underwear she took from our 13 year-old daughter's closet. Now she doesn't understand why I'm genuinely disgusted and don't want to have sex with her. FML

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pdp_fml 21

Saturday 3 August 2013 12:31

Doesn't foreplay lead to sex? Please try to warm her up for about 30 minutes and see what happens after that. I think that you will score.

logankyng 15

Saturday 3 August 2013 12:27

Stuff like that is the reason I'm unmarried and content

Comments

oddball1972 10

Saturday 3 August 2013 19:11

Tell you your no longer interested in being married

Cynical_1 26

Saturday 3 August 2013 19:17

Doesn't matter, got head!? No...that doesn't work. A man cannot live on blow jobs alone. Sorry OP...time for some marriage counselling perhaps?

cmoney1992 9

Saturday 3 August 2013 19:21

Why does this always seem to happen in long-married couples? Sorry to here that, OP.

BrianaKoala 7

Saturday 3 August 2013 19:22

I don't want to go any further then that but only because it hurts and I don't want want children. I won't be getting married. XD

lola51520 10

Saturday 3 August 2013 19:45

Sounds like you werent doing something right

DaddyBear022 5

Saturday 3 August 2013 19:50

Sounds like she might be considering switching teams, maybe she had a recent encounter with another woman and she liked that better....it can happen.

jhoe89 13

Saturday 3 August 2013 20:28

She has no choice. Tell her it's all or nothing.

sleepy_jaz 15

Saturday 3 August 2013 21:54

What do you mean she has no choice? If she doesn't want sex, she doesn't have to have sex. Her wants are not as important as her husband's?

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Saturday 3 August 2013 21:40

I don't understand why everyone who has suggested that she might be figuring out that she leans the other way is being downvoted. It's a legitimate possibility, lots of people get married young and then find out years down the road that they're gay. Not everyone knows right away.