By Cheated - 03/08/2010 04:07 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 404
You deserved it 4 579

Same thing different taste

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I could imagine the conversation. "What do you want for dinner?" "A divorce."

but what if OP and wife are superswingers and recently had an awesome orgy?

I think I want you out of my house and out of my life for dinner