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By Cheated - 03/08/2010 04:07 - Canada

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Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 423
You deserved it 4 582

Same thing different taste

Comments

redfinton22 9

'for dinner? I'm feelin' a divorce would hit the spot tonight, sweetie..'

electrigal 0

I've heard this one before you liar.

JoSchmo 0

This is your cue to kick the bitch in the stomach. XD Just jokin' with ya bro, but seriously, it's called DNA testing, try it, it's a ******* life saver.

Fratkidz 0

I gotta call BS on this one. Most FML's sound like they are but they are at least funny. This was just stupid.

brixcheese 0

does anyone else realize she would've had to have sex with those other five guys within a span of three days? so gross I hope she was joking... and I hope this guy just put this on here for a reaction. because that is so sad