By Nick - 20/03/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
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videoCWK 1

While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?

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Comments

zidane312 0

im surprised u married the mullenator

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cyberhoy 3

i guess it was either you or the hair

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Hellamund 0

And apparently this woman had a mullet before she was even conceived... '84 was 25 years ago. She's 20.

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Mauskau 35

no, they got married over 20 years ago.

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kenyrabit 25

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she didn't pop out with that hair..

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oneangredwarf 0

if your wife has a mullet YOU SHOULD DIVORCE HER! lol

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lipstick_trace 0

i gotta agree with the whole, WTF are you marrying someone with a mullet for??? thing...

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elgorfo 0

YDI for dating someone with a mullet.

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amiss 2

You just sound vindictive by focusing on such a petty physical detail instead of the divorce itself. Her haircut really doesn't have anything to do with it, but I guess you've got to take your bitter potshots where you can.

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fortunelady 15

I agree. You married her so the hair couldn't have bothered you THAT much. So YDI for responding to her asking for a divorce by insulting her appearance.

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RHK_fml 0

#43 You're an idiot. He said that she's had the mullet since '84 and that they've been married for 20 years. Where in the FML does it say she was born anywhere near '84?

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TouchDown_fml 0

Shave her hair...That should be enough change for her.

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gosox317 0

Sounds like one of my co-workers. Does she go into work drunk/hungover?

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