By Nick - 20/03/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
I agree, your life sucks 80 258
You deserved it 9 125

Same thing different taste

Top comments

While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?

Comments

obviously, you can do better if she's got a mullet :)

bitsandkibbles 0

mullet? wow. sad. you can definitely do better. it's probably for the best.

qwertyuiop8989 0

What the heck is a mullet? (it's from that one commercial)

Klutz23 0

Hahaha, if she has a mullet, consider yourself lucky. find yourself someone with an attractive haircut

She is probably cheating on you and that is her excuse

She finally wants to stop living in a trailerpark.

On the plus side, your wife is divorcing you.

Ender_ 0

She's probably realized that she's a lesbian. Mullets do that to people. /sarcasm

I agree with #19. Why would you want to be married to a woman with a mullet anyways? Tell her if she wants change how about she take the Christmas lights off the trailer.