By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 770
You deserved it 4 569

Same thing different taste

Top comments

for her birthday u can tell her she doesn't get to keep the house

Kingfmltrust 0

that's messed up. are u ok bro?

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Barrientos432 5
iamepiclee 3

good luck buddy! don't let her get everything man or ur a lil wuss!

alxvolleyball7 0

ouch lol but seriously suck it up my moms been divorced 4 times now! that meens another new stepdad on the way for me! hope you don't have kids!

Ludii_fml 0

i think its the new fashionnable thing to do. "yay let's get married and divorce in a couple of years! c'mon it'll be funnn. and we can have even more fun by making some kids!! oooh i can't wait to see their faces when we tell'em to choose who they wanna live with. hooray for competitionnn"

Brittney_E 0

my mom is a bigger slag then. married and divorced 10 times. sorry if our lives aren't the way we'd like them to be.

Chrisskiies 0

Wow that's alot Britney, I would have given up after wife number 2. But that's just me.

Happy Birthday, finally got rid of the bitch!

Harsh. Did you do something to severely piss her off or did you just marry a bitch?

I think she could just be a cold hearted bitch lol

I sure hope she put money in there too. so sad op. so sad.

cancel that bitch... buy yourself another one.