By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
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jackieeoo 0

for her birthday u can tell her she doesn't get to keep the house

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Kingfmltrust 0

that's messed up. are u ok bro?

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Wolfmanstucky 0

Don't be a hater what a shitty present

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ASA5G 2

i would have said "oh thanks now i can divorce my other wife."

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mmafighter4life 0

sorry to hear.

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Eriatarka423 0

If she's mean enough to do that then I'd say that is an awesome birthday present.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#137 Agreed. He should be glad to be rid of her! Still, it must suck. A few days after Christmas last year, my parents announced that they're getting a divorce. I guess at least they waited until after the actual holiday? Still, it was kind of like "Our family is falling apart. Merry Christmas!"

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bouncer_detail 0

I wouldn't kill her but that definitely deserves payback. Give yourself a bruise and call the cops saying she hit you and bragged that the cops wouldn't believe you because she's a woman and you're a man. It'll also help you in the divorce.

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tubeofKY 0

Want cheese with that wine?

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