By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
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jackieeoo 0

for her birthday u can tell her she doesn't get to keep the house

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Kingfmltrust 0

that's messed up. are u ok bro?

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reesey0809 0

at least for a birthday present you finally got the truth. I would be celebrating your newly found freedom! happy 

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Onebadmazda 0

dude feel liberated! sell the house give her half. (include debt) move to a party town and get down with some young hoes!!! u get to enjoy life again!

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kerby8888 2

Well...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

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RuggerPip 0

56 having a MySpace page that you don't know about is cheating? he's right, you are a nut

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ladyluck82 9

62 - actually...FYI he was using the 'secret myspace page' to communicate with his ex's (I.e. going out to lunch with them, having SEX with them, instead of using the phone or emails and what not. And if I was 'crazy' why did I win my case in court? I had pages upon pages of him leading (what the judge & court said) a 'double-life' being a husband around me and then when he was at work (or claimed to be) he would be out with his ex's (as well as 3 others he found on Craigslist) His Myspace said he was divorced and he told all the women he was as well. He not only committed adultery but he also lied to every woman separately. so for you to make a comment like that is out of line. I won the case because I had all the evidence that he was cheating. Down to the IM chats. Try again.

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triggerit 5

divorce means new beginning... life is bright and future is full of love adventures... you can do whatever you want at any time not trying to schedule with others... if you a man..

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aruss721 0

that's terrible. don't morn one second for that cold hearted bitch

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Shivermeshamrock 0

Which was a very funny and shocking joke?....

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kingtuna 0

Thats because she's sucking someone else off! He's probably paying attention to her too, enjoys smelling her farts! Ha Ha Ha

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