Intimacy: Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful... - FML

By B - 04/02/2012 01:17 - United States

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Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2014 20:09 - United States

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Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML

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By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

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Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

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Bad timing, hun

By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 22:00

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Today, I just had surgery and my wife finally wants to have sex. Not that there haven't been enough other days in the previous years of marriage… FML

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By c-Ouch - 07/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my wife yelled at me for not helping her rearrange the furniture. I have a sprained shoulder and have been ordered by my doctor to avoid heavy lifting. She said, "Move the couch or sleep on it." FML

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By NotYetThanks - 23/07/2021 00:01

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Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2020 20:00

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Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2016 12:46 - Switzerland - Chur

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Today, my wife is treating me like I'm the devil, all because I refused to go on medication that would kill my sex drive, just so she wouldn't have to deal with me actually wanting to make love more than once a year. FML

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Waste of time

By I'mmessedup - 29/09/2021 22:59

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Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML

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Pull yourself together

By k8thagr8 - 01/03/2015 02:47 - United States - Virginia Beach

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Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML

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By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML

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slantyshanty 7

Saturday 4 February 2012 5:00

Your wife is batshit crazy.

xoxokelsey11 5

Saturday 4 February 2012 5:02

Obviously she's trying to give you another hernia.

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jdortega 2

Sunday 13 May 2012 10:07

You've only been in bed a week? You must have said no for a long time before the hernia

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Friday 27 July 2012 1:43

Your wife is biiiiiiiiiiitch

kamaya_fml 5

Wednesday 26 September 2012 1:11

Tell her to lose some weight first

jmcr 27

Friday 12 October 2012 23:08

What a bitch

carbonbasedcynic 17

Tuesday 1 April 2014 5:36

scrotal health is priority #1

an3ph 20

Sunday 11 May 2014 10:47

There are a billion men who wish their wives complained about that!

Purexinsanity 46

Sunday 22 March 2015 22:11

That's incredibly rude of your wife

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Sunday 22 March 2015 22:12

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