By Mouhahaa - 09/05/2012 03:48 - France

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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monicadempsy 5

Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

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onlychildFTW 33

Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!

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Comoke1024 19

I find it hard to believe that in all the time of dating, being engaged, and being married to your wife that THIS was your first indication that she doesn't like people picking off your plate. Even if in the unlikely event it is, you didn't ask first. YDI.

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kiaroxilles 8

Ouch! It is NEVER okay to stab someone with a fork over something that stupid, especially if she's your wife! My fiancé and I steal food from each others' plates all the time. We'll jokingly act mad, sure, but it's no big deal. I don't mind sharing with him and vice-versa, hope your hand feels better OP!!

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SkullduggeryCain 11

Man, that's gotta hurt. That was really dumb of your wife to do...

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pilusepi 10

YDI, OP, for not slapping that bitch then eating her fries

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mominzed 19

Survival of the fittest! Or is it fattest?

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crackpotL 33

next time wait till she isn't looking

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