Love: Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed.... - FML

By Mouhahaa - 09/05/2012 03:48 - France

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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monicadempsy 5

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:41

Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

onlychildFTW 33

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:42

Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!

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zainrock 2

Sunday 17 June 2012 13:55

Totally agree OP, your life sucks. If she did that to me id stab her right back, they're only fries for gods sake, chill

deransc 19

Monday 16 July 2012 3:23

Don't try for food on a fat girl's plate!

SneezyBear 27

Thursday 23 August 2012 17:09

I cannot understand why so many people said YDI. Apparently 18000 people feel that taking fries off your wife's/husband's/friend's plate means that you without doubt DESERVE to be stabbed in the hand so hard that you bleed. Sometimes it really doesn't surprise me that people convicted of adultery are being stoned to death in the Middle East/Africa. People's sense of the punishment having to fit the crime seem to be ridiculously distorted.

Dilwann 27

Friday 28 December 2012 12:59

It's not like we have room to go into detail on the vote... I voted YDI as well. Sure, he didn't deserve a fork in his hand - but assuming he grabbed her food without asking is really rude, especially if you don't usually do that in a relationship. I don't mind sharing food, but I have to want to share. Not have someone steal fries, then end up being 'hungry', or wanting the fries I don't have anymore. People can take away all they want, but not until I say so. I'm more the person to go 'oh, I want to taste your meat. Can I have some? Do you want some of mine then?'

thatshtcray 3

Sunday 2 September 2012 1:41

Well...you only make that mistake once..lesson well learned.

maticha_fml 3

Friday 28 September 2012 21:36

OMG! I was gonna write that! Awsome!

longtimesunshine 4

Saturday 18 May 2013 23:20

so many YDIs over some fries. **** that

EllaJSwiftie 16

Saturday 19 October 2013 17:56

Are you sure she is your wife?

wholock 12

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:18

NEVER TAKE A WOMAN'S FOOD EVER

MarkToast 19

Monday 11 November 2013 5:28

fries are not to be messed with

viau 13

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:53

i hate it badly when somebody touches my food from.my plate. i would've stabed you in the head woth my fork. YDI.

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