Love: Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed.... - FML

By Mouhahaa - 09/05/2012 03:48 - France

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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monicadempsy 5

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:41

Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

onlychildFTW 33

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:42

Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!

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KissTfur 1

Thursday 10 May 2012 19:33

Someones wife has a food problem

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 10 May 2012 21:55

I can't believe all the YDI's this is getting. If the roles were reversed, everyone would be saying for the OP to leave because her husband was abusive. But because the wife stabbed the husband, he automatically deserves it for doing something as trivial as taking a french fry. People need to open their eyes and stop being sexist.

zombieboy78 4

Friday 11 May 2012 4:05

Who does she think you are. The guy from chronical

stevo918 3

Friday 11 May 2012 5:15

Is her name john goodman?!? Lol

gotseoulx 3

Friday 11 May 2012 7:42

Are you guys serious?! It's FRIES. He's not taking her burger, taking a bite out of it, and putting it back. For Christ's sake, it's fries. I don't see what the problem is, honestly. God, I would never date a person who can't handle me taking a few fries off their plate.

cuppycake11 0

Friday 11 May 2012 7:51

We dont share food, ever, if u take we stab :P

Donii72 0

Friday 11 May 2012 11:55

She must be fat....... I bet she's fat

Bullheard 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 4:24

i know how u feel man.., but ima real fatass and over the years i learnd how to silverwear fight;)

KNUCKLE_SANDWICH 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 5:41

It reminds me of the Oikos super bowl commercial where the girl headbutts John Stamos

BFMV1225 7

Saturday 12 May 2012 15:45

Keep to your own plate. If theres no food on your plate get up and get more.

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