By Who1s269 - 03/05/2013 12:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
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lovecrazy12 14

An affair is not the solution. Have you ever thought of trying to fix the problem whatever it may be? People like you make me sick.

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laughmaster 9

Maybe he's just sayin the sex is repetitive, go to a sex shop, try new things, find new ways to stimulate each other

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7yzzFML 17

All the toys in the world wont make a whale of a person look more sexually attractive. OP should give her an ultimatum that she either get in shape or he leaves.

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olpally 32

Wow, bitch much? Talk to her. See what she wants you to do to spice things up.

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Dilwann 27

Why is she a bitch? She just said that sex wasn't as good as it could be. Would you rather have her shut up about it and be miserable instead?

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olpally 32

Instead of making op feel bad, she should talk to him instead of making him feel like shit. She's a bitch for doing that. It's fine she voiced her opinion, but that was extremely harsh, and uncalled for.

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hippo1234 19

Actually, he's not screwed. Hence the FML.

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perdix 29

Spice up your sex life so it becomes like her getting in the mood to sit on the washing machine ;)

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klovemachine 24

and use spices if you want to :-)

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rt567 15

wow, communication is definitely crucial.

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Kuhu1993 21

Awww man!! I feel for you but it's not the end ofcourse. Spice things up !

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MVSK 8

Time to start taking notes and improve ... Give her something to look forward too

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TiffGreen 11

sorry to hear that OP. I hope you two are able to get that spice back in your life

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mimikinsz01 6

That was uncalled for.

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