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By Who1s269 - 03/05/2013 12:13 - United States

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Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
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lovecrazy12 14

An affair is not the solution. Have you ever thought of trying to fix the problem whatever it may be? People like you make me sick.

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ChrisWaines 9

Maybe you should get better at it so she doesn't see it as a chore. You making sure ahe gets off too, or just yourself? Like others have said, try going to a sex shop, see if she wants to try something new.

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darkenedone 27

She walked all over your feelings.

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Vinnie500 14

Divorce her, tell her to get out and go find someone else. Why stay in that relationship?

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NagainaFier 16

Because a real man would take the time to try and salvage the relationship rather than bailing at the first available opportunity? You might have gotten bucked off pretty hard, OP, but dust yourself off and get right back in that saddle!

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Vinnie500 14

Yea, a "real man" would get rid of the hooker and find someone who appreciates him for who he is.

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NagainaFier 16

If she were a hooker, I doubt she'd be rejecting OP. since, you, they get paid and whatnot. Are you trying to be funny? Because you're failing, buddy. Go home and try again tomorrow.

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finch01 18

hit the treadmill and say I'm ready are you

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saidoh_fml 26

It could have been worse. She could have said it was like getting Sneakers O'Toole to take his sneakers off.

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shine004 8

It just made my day. I feel the same for my hubby. Lol

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Kyle_Kawi27 7

Just tell her she needs to hit the treadmill more often THEN sex can come.

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vbmg152 18

Lol!!! What are you doing wrong, O.P.?

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kdbb 4

get rid of that fat lazy slouth. go **** as many broads as you can. you won't.

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lmasters35 5

45: How does that relate to anything? Or is your autocorrect just awesome?

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