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By Who1s269 - 03/05/2013 12:13 - United States

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Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
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lovecrazy12 14

An affair is not the solution. Have you ever thought of trying to fix the problem whatever it may be? People like you make me sick.

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somecoolperson1 2

Tell her to suck it up and just do the job

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stanjohnson 11

Tell her that you are glad your girlfriend doesn't feel that way.

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camoney 4

Dude take it as a compliment. Have sex with you is like running a marathon. Maybe she just does not have the stamina to keep up.

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buddy51 23

OP- Your wife's saying that sex with you is like an endless sweaty uphill climb on a rotating rubber belt that gets her nowhere and leaves her worn out when it's over.... I think this is both a YDI and a FML!! Prepare for cold showers and loneliness but the FML community is here to support (and laugh at) you so don't worry!!...

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jazalea8 16

Maybe you should spice things up...She is bored and wants something new...It might be a hint to be more kinky..(Go buy her new lingerie, and see what she might do).

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wiseguy13 3

Tell her that being overweight can cause people to have low energy, and that you completely understand why she doesn't want to have sex. :) you will definitely not get sex but the treadmill might get some action .

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Dilwann 27

Why would you assume she's overweight? I'm certainly not overweight, but have to convince myself to go out running anyway, just because I'm lazy. Like someone else said: she sounds bored. Make it interesting.

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wiseguy13 3

my comment was designed to point out how mean and passive aggressive OP's wife is being. Every woman on this planet is aware of their weight in one way or another so it would be mean to make a comment like that. In the same way every guy is aware of how good they are in the sac, so what OP's wife said is very insensitive. Anyone can easily say a negative comment . Sex is a two way street , if she is bored or unsatisfied then she can bring something new to the table (or bed in this case). If she goes into sex with that attitude nobody is going to have fun.

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7yzzFML 17

She obviously is overweight if she needs the treadmill but shes not using it. Use your brain.

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steve31789 8

Perhaps she wants to make love on the treadmill killing 2 birds with one stone?

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Reality_bites 14

I'm wondering whether she feels that way because she feels the sex is all about the OP. I'm not saying it should be all about the needs of the wife, rather that the sex should be about meeting both their needs.

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