By phobopohobia - 06/02/2009 22:09 - United States

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Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML
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ohgeez 0

Either she's an idiot for never bringing it up sooner, or you're as dense as a brick for not being able to gauge her reactions/responses.

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wowomfglol 0

Same as the others said. If she never said anything about it before, **** her life; she should have told you.

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loveyahun 0

Lmao... I made my girl climax a lot of times. It's not that hard. You obviously aren't pleasuring her the right way.

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mitchpally 0

mayb she's just a massive dumbass blond and thins that a nickel is 1million pennies..

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jussjess 0

Lmfao @ # 6. I almost fell off my bed laughing. Haha.

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babyguns143 5

Are you rich? At least you know she isnt just sticking around for the sex...

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functional 13

the key is clitoral stimulation. orgasms are NOT vaginal.

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hemiol 30

They absolutely can be, but most women need clitiorial stimulation to ******.

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Kade20 4

Just sad. But funny! Hahahaha.

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GamerMom392 19

Uh, you might want to work on that. I typically get 3-4 orgasms in a WEEK. My hubby prides himself on it.

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