By Anonymous - 30/11/2014 13:07 - United States - Watchung

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Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked her how she got so good at giving them. She looked straight into my eyes and replied, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML
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Shemp_5 14

Dont ask, dont tell...

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ScottVining 21

You sorta had that comin haha

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Al3xv3l92 24

Don't ask just enjoy it's never gonna be a good answer.

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lalaney 14

If she only gave 6 guys ******** before you, you're lucky.

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Arcanel 18

Well what did you expect? If things get serious with a women for me I have that talk with her. I tell her I understand she has had "adventures"with other men but I NEVER want to hear about them. Let me live in my delusional world that I was the first, try it might OP !

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Imareth 10

What on earth did you think the answer would be?

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BlondeRat 4

Wow imagine that a grown women would have some sexual experience before she met you.

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Lefty_Guns 16

Wow, imagine that a grown woman doesn't know the difference between "woman" and "women". (I agree with the sentiment of your comment, but I just had to...)

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sullivankeara 25

Like you haven't been around the block...

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GallowsRaven 3

Seriously who cares how many people she's had in the past. she's there with you now. What did you honestly expect she was going to say when you asked her?

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Malecent 13

It's so funny because, if his girlfriend was asking him and he responded with something similar, the comments would be filled with "Next time buy him an xs condom" etcetera etcetera.

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Lefty_Guns 16

I know what you mean... people would be saying "what a douche, dump him!"

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BrotherPhil 35

That's the benefit of marrying a woman with experience. Not the sort of thing that blokes usually look for in a woman, but now you know why they lose out if they're scared of being compared.

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