By Anonymous - 30/11/2014 13:07 - United States - Watchung

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Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked her how she got so good at giving them. She looked straight into my eyes and replied, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML
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Shemp_5 14

Dont ask, dont tell...

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ScottVining 21

You sorta had that comin haha

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chicz 6

Lol thats actually good, it will prolly be 60 when I get married. So id rather not ask xD

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THEEEEO 3

"About 6" is lady talk for at least 12. Not that the number matters..

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Goblin182 26

3 questions you never ask a lady. How much do you weigh, how old are you, and how did you get good at giving head.

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Vlen_fml 20

and then Ashton Kutcher ran into the room to scream BUUUUURN! right?

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danm19 15

Hey at least she still does that. A lot of women stop after getting married

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ShenaniganNinja 20

YDI. One, you already know the answer, and two, it's not an answer you want to hear.

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Awesome_Ninjaz 12

Let's just assume they have been married for 5 years and she has given him gobbies within that 5 years... Doesn't sound so cheerful now does it?

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BananaButt42 9

That's not the right kinda sexual questions you are meant to be asking... People don't like to imagine that the person they are doing stuff with has a history with someone else even though questions like "whats your favorite position?" is a turn on but you don't want to know how that person knows that they like it.

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