By poo4brains - 28/04/2012 04:42 - New Zealand - Christchurch

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Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

3) A Chinese burn (also referred to as an Indian burn or other burn related name depending on the locale) is the act of placing one's hands on a piece of someone's anatomy and twisting in opposite directions while applying pressure. It's usually done on the wrist of the aforementioned unlucky victim.

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charvisioku 22

Sandpaper her ******. See how funny it is then ^_^

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harof1c 0

Lol that must have hurt like hell

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williamcarter93 13

Dear penis I don't think my wife likes you anymore.

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schomes 0

Another reason why morning wood sucks

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Neopopulas 9

congrats on having a penis large enough to get two full fists around

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tracebarton 0

at least she rubbed it somehow

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