Kids: Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he...

By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML

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By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By get a grip, son - 30/05/2014 20:37 - United States - Pooler

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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Great day out

By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 21:15 - Canada - London

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

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Call CPS, quick

By jessloveskate - 22/06/2022 12:00

Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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Tuesday 23 October 2012 12:01

Kudos to the girl!

MURIKKA 11

Tuesday 23 October 2012 12:02

Not only would I have clapped too, I would've burst out laughing. Your son had it coming.

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Loveyou6611 20

Wednesday 4 February 2015 21:34

clap with them....

laughingtoohard 14

Wednesday 11 February 2015 7:02

HAHAHAHA

zykrithium 22

Friday 13 February 2015 0:59

YDI for raising an asshole

bitchofbadassery 14

Tuesday 19 May 2015 21:42

HE didn't deserve this. The KID did,

16sparklytrees 13

Wednesday 10 June 2015 17:35

good I would have clapped ur sons ******* awful teach him some manners

ArcheryArtist 20

Saturday 20 June 2015 23:42

Omg I love this. That's probably what I would have done as well. Try to control you asshole kid from now on.

marigu 16

Thursday 9 July 2015 16:25

FYL, but your son deserved it. This is one of those things where, if he posted it, it would get a YDI.

Flubberwuffer 9

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:05

Cue feminists

radiocaf 29

Thursday 10 September 2015 3:42

I hit YDI because he deserved it. why would you even do that to a stranger?

CheddarBug8 20

Friday 13 November 2015 5:33

Learn to control your terrible child.

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