Miscellaneous: Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself...

By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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You deserved it 6 173

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 042

You deserved it 82 009

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 5 819

By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 437

You deserved it 22 389

By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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You deserved it 4 142

By Anonymous - 24/07/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 5 663

Facebook drama

By fistycunt4 - 06/12/2014 20:22 - United States - Belmont

Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

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You deserved it 3 788

By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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You deserved it 171

Hypocrite much?

By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML

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You deserved it 2 297

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 988

You deserved it 20 019

Picture perfect

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 881

You deserved it 5 400

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 28 May 2012 1:05

You did the right thing. We need to rid of these attention seeking ******.

freshlybreezy 15

Monday 28 May 2012 1:06

At least you didn't steal the picture and photo shop it so she really did look hideous & fat...I would've!

Comments

CanadianCutie22 16

Monday 28 May 2012 4:40

and how old are you ?

swag66 0

Monday 28 May 2012 4:48

What's her name?(:

peachyFML 17

Monday 28 May 2012 4:50

It said nothing about OP calling her out in the comments. For all we know, he could have done it in person.

Maht_fml 0

Monday 28 May 2012 4:56

Murder your sister. Don't let her breed.

apocalyptica_fml 9

Monday 28 May 2012 5:02

It's sad that you got grounded for trying to get rid of those attention ******, even if it is your sister. Fyl

iloveandy143 7

Monday 28 May 2012 5:11

Yea, right. If she really thought she looked so fat and hideous , it's not like she would have posted them on Facebook for all to see.

lol32360 0

Monday 28 May 2012 5:11

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JustAGuy107 0

Monday 28 May 2012 5:12

Perdix- I don't understand why you're trying to be the Justin Bieber of comedy writing. Carlos Mencia is the only comedian that sucks enough for that.