By keiran123 - 27/06/2013 23:15 - United States - Welsh

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML
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cottoncandymango 17

He obviously wants you instead of the pizza.

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football98_fml 20

still a better love story than twilight

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CVTTRVN 19

I suggest bringing along some garlic bread .. Just for safety purposes .

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einselar 6

Look on the bright side! Becoming immortal as a vampire is a pretty nice tip! How many people will stab you with a wooden stake in the near future? I bet they won't.

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VeganVampyre 26

They might. I've had two people try to stake me recently. You never know.

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grahmagog 14

Vampires are sneaky bastards

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dancinwookie 21

What's with all the people biting each other, and such, this year?!

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gzmn91 6

Hopefully he tipped well.

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Enslaved 36

Bit? Sounds like a porno fetish gone wrong. That's not what to do when tips are involved. :P

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PenguinBitch 43

"Yes ill have a cheese pizza" "Anything else sir?" "YOUR BLOOD! Muahahahhahaha" "That'll be 12.3-.....wait what"

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