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By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 01:07 - United States - Bend

Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML
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Enslaved 36

"then you took an arrow in the knee" never seemed so fitting

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Shrekie_fml 23

Do ya wanna build a snowman!? Haha I just had to soz!

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sonnyrosa 32

Aww, that sucks. But at least they're thinking of you while they're out having fun. Maybe you can cozy up with a ski bunny ;)

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sdlr32787 18

if you pizza when you're supposed to french fry, you're gunna have a bad time

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wildgenius 13

Whatever happened to "the cold never bothered you anyway"?

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goaliegirl39 10

I feel ya. Same thing happened to me while playing hockey. I've dislocated mine 7 times and had one surgery. Getting ready for another one now

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live_love98 1

I know how that feels and it sucks. At least you didn't do it on a stage in front of everyone you know.

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lilmissliyah 11

Do you wanna build a snowman? it doesn't have to be a snowman!!

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lilmissliyah 11

Do you wanna build a snowman? Or are you gonna just... let it go, let it go!!

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ForsakenFalcon 3

Thank you OP for this post. I've been sick in bed dying for the past week and this finally made me laugh.

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joe3_fml 15

I think you should do a little less complaining, and a little more plotting to destroying that snowman.

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