Animals: Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion...

By cat whisperer - 20/03/2014 04:31 - United States

Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML

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Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML

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By Wow - 15/01/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my cat tried to steal my burger. She was successful. She grabbed the patty with her teeth and pulled it right out of the burger. I was too dumbfounded to try and stop her. I have a suspicion that she is hungry and I forgot to feed her. FML

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By PickleJuice - 23/07/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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By anonymous - 18/03/2013 09:17 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML

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By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my boyfriend and I are devastated to return our newly adopted "cat friendly" dog to the shelter. He's perfect, other than the fact that he clearly wants to eat our cats. FML

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Thursday 20 March 2014 15:48

She's turning you into a crazy cat lady

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Thursday 20 March 2014 15:48

Do you want fries with that? In all honesty, I like the idea of rescuing animals, but, you are right, there is a limit, especially if it is in your home. Hopefully you can reach a compromise! Until then, I hope you like Pickles :P

Comments

colombiatti 14

Thursday 20 March 2014 22:18

Hahaha it's mean to be OP

colombiatti 14

Thursday 20 March 2014 22:32

Meant*

ericm87 3

Thursday 20 March 2014 22:46

That's ur fault one would of been my limit n that's pushin it

winterkills 7

Thursday 20 March 2014 22:56

Vato Gonzalez - Cats Are Evil: http://youtu.be/gJ4MdYjAIwc

Clarinetrox 19

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:02

I've never heard of a married cat lady before. Congratulations to finding the first!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:22

Your wife needs help.

z0mBi3kiTTy 18

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:58

yay!!!! name the next ones Nathan Explosion, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface, and Swisgaar Swissgelf!!! (also part of the crazy-cat-lady club!)

tman1985 9

Friday 21 March 2014 18:03

damn, ya beat me to it...thought I was gonna get to the bottom without seeing a dethklok reference

z0mBi3kiTTy 18

Friday 21 March 2014 0:00

also, it might be a good idea to take them to the vet to see if they're micro-chipped.

robj118 10

Friday 21 March 2014 0:21

Let'em freeeeeeeeeee

Witchylady 17

Friday 21 March 2014 0:33

Yay for the cats!!! Good on you for taking in all those furry fluff balls. Animal companionship is often better than people. You could always try and re home the kitty's to loving families. Though I do think 15 cats is a little excessive unless you have a large property that they can run in. Anyway any one that takes care of animals in my books is a winner.