Health: Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious...

By myleghurts - 12/11/2012 06:50 - Australia - Strathfield

Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML

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By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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Taking a stand

By vampyrate3562 - 29/01/2015 12:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML

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By nobodywasthere - 12/09/2017 01:30

Today, I rushed onto the metro to get to work. I found there were no seats left and asked a perfectly healthy guy to let me sit in the handicap spot. He refused to because "being tired" was a handicap characteristic. I have one leg. FML

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By News-print Face Kate - 18/07/2012 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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Get a load of this guy

By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United Kingdom

Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By hunchbackofnotredamn - 29/09/2015 08:33 - United Kingdom - Southam

Today, I had to stand up on a train for my 4-hour journey. Why? Two pregnant women flew into unbridled rage with me over sitting in the priority seating, saying I was selfish. I'm recovering from spinal surgery. FML

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Monday 12 November 2012 16:14

Should have stayed sat down, some people are just plain horrible. Hope your leg heals soon :)

rintintin19 5

Monday 12 November 2012 16:15

what an asshole, i would have held on to that seat for dear life.

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msjoyfull84 0

Monday 12 November 2012 16:45

I would have got up and "accidentally" hit him in the nuts with my crutches.

Lanae_Grier 0

Monday 12 November 2012 16:48

If I were you, one of those crutches would've been up his ass a long time ago! Feel better(:

TellMeWhatsDeath 14

Monday 12 November 2012 16:51

what an arsehole

Dcm210 19

Monday 12 November 2012 16:53

Hit'em with your crutches.

catchbigtuna 0

Monday 12 November 2012 16:56

Two words will fix any situation: Blow Me

olpally 32

Monday 12 November 2012 17:08

What an asshat... That guy just went full retard. Un freaking believable!

doglover100 28

Monday 12 November 2012 17:13

Start to get up and sit right back down.

Feared 9

Monday 12 November 2012 17:13

Hey enough with all this hate towards obesity. During the apocalypse you'll be glad that they are there. Assuming that people resort to cannablism, they will be a good source of energy!

ICastillo 24

Monday 12 November 2012 17:13

Op you should have just told him to eat a fat one. He shouldn't be such a douche and make someone with a broken leg stand.

octopussperm125 18

Monday 12 November 2012 17:14

Thats when u say something like how children who pay student are more important than loud obnoxous adults, if not tell him to go **** himself and kick him with your cast, preferably in the face, that should shut him up