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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:38 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

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By dadadoo - 06/02/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 17:02 - United States - New York

Today, there was a pretty girl sitting near me on the train home. I thought about asking for her number., but instead a drunk nitwit decided to wander around the car and came very close to touching her. She got up and moved to the other end, while I had to deal with a belligerent hobo who was now intent on fighting me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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The joys of public transport

By InPain - 17/10/2019 16:00

Today, while riding the train, some druggie got into a dispute with some random passengers. Even though I didn't even look at them fighting, he decided I was a threat and punched me, a pregnant woman, and some bikers. Now I've got a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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Public transport FTW

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 17:03

Today, I was riding the subway home after a long shift at hospital. I accidentally made eye contact with a sketchy dude for a split second. He launched a wide spray of spit at me. At least I was wearing scrubs. FML

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m311 6

Wednesday 29 December 2010 12:14

bite him back

Sonfang 19

Wednesday 29 December 2010 13:54

...And so begins the zombie invasion!

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Sanostol2 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 12:36

was it Edward Cullen?

SeasonedLemur 5

Wednesday 29 December 2010 12:46

Oh I wish that **** was homeless!

MonetVousAime 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 12:58

LMAO @ 18. Don't we all? :)

deafeningsilence 8

Thursday 30 December 2010 23:55

Well, I'm sure the homeless man was more attractive.

GreeenEggsAndHam 7

Wednesday 29 December 2010 12:37

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE !

turtle4938 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 12:57

high five?

koap96 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 12:39

what we gonna have world war z now? great, damn zombies

belle2113 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 11:12

greatest book ever

smmrgrl 1

Wednesday 29 December 2010 12:44

loooll x)

yaksandyetis 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 12:55

tetanus much?

singhjr1 3

Wednesday 29 December 2010 13:01

I bet thats the most action you've gotten from another human. SERIOUSLY how much would that suck.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 29 December 2010 13:07

He was obviously just hungry, and here you are not only depriving the poor man of a meal but then complaining about it on an online forum to which he has no access and can therefore not even defend himself! You are a selfish, selfish woman. Shame on you.

CODYsaurusREX 3

Wednesday 29 December 2010 14:31

Well played 27, well played...

brootalxkeni 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 21:05

oh shut up

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 29 December 2010 21:36

brootalxkeni - who are you talking to? Please elaborate.

KyleIsSoFine 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 13:24

I once saw two homeless men intensely making out with eachother :/ Oh such things that happen.

KitKatKate98 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 13:35

Alright, grab all the friggin twinkies you can and GTFO!!!!!

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 13:35

Did the ants in his beard crawl into the bite? Are they building a home of your festering flesh? No? Meh, maybe next time.

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