Love: Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking....

By =( - 15/02/2015 14:52 - Australia

Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML

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By Wtf - 29/04/2011 16:09 - Canada

Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML

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By Cuntlette - 11/04/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML

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NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

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Just go already!

By i…… - 07/11/2022 14:00

Today, I told my dad to go to the doctor, as he’s been hacking his lungs up every minute for a month, and I've not had a decent night’s sleep since then. He insists he’s not sick, and my mom yelled at me because she sleeps in the same room and is able to sleep through it. FML

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Do as I say, not as I do

By Gracie - 24/05/2019 12:02

Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

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Don't engage with these people

By fuck you! - 15/04/2021 05:00

Today, I overheard my mom telling my aunt what an “attention-seeking drama queen” I’ve been lately. All I asked was that she not smoke around me. I’ve had asthma all my life and am currently recovering from Covid. She thinks it’s all a conspiracy, meanwhile I haven’t taken a deep breath in weeks. FML

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By asthmasucks - 19/09/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML

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By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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nix1993 41

Monday 16 February 2015 0:48

#1 In principle I agree with you. However I would have very little respect for someone who puts their own desire to smoke above their child's health. That respect plummets zero when he deliberately lights up in front of her in an attempt to possibly trigger an asthma attack only to prove a point. That kind of person doesn't deserve anybody's respect.

KingZach 10

Monday 16 February 2015 0:14

one small puff for man, one giant hit for mankind.

Comments

jiggleboy 9

Friday 20 February 2015 14:52

Smoking dad is a dick to things.

HighasaCloud 46

Friday 20 February 2015 19:42

It's obvious that he lit up just to get you to leave so he doesn't need to listen to you, so for your own health, stop nagging someone who doesn't care to quit.

SkiBunnyBB96 11

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:26

I guess he doesn't care what health risks his smoking poses for you and himself :/ sorry you have to go thru that OP

Gaydino 0

Wednesday 25 February 2015 6:43

That's awful :(

Classy_Sassy15 18

Thursday 26 February 2015 8:58

sorry op

Kyyav13 1

Tuesday 10 March 2015 17:35

Did you know cigarette smoke has been proven to have absolutely zero effect on asthma? If someone is a smoker and someone near them has an asthma-related problem during their smoking, it is purely a psychological response because their brain tricks their body into believing it will make it happen.

toyhenoctus 16

Saturday 28 March 2015 16:29

Wow, to each his own but that's f**ked up, especially if you have asthma. I caught my dad smoking once when I was really little and the look on his face when he saw me is burned into my brain. He quit just for me; never smoked another day after that

emmshemms 5

Monday 30 March 2015 2:35

That's horrible, I hate when people smoke around me, knowing that I have asthma and bronchitis. It sucks, I feel bad for you:(

2retz 11

Monday 30 March 2015 3:13

the height of disrespect in someone smoking right around a book smoker is shocking. you dad is a jackass for doing that. sure, he has ever right to continue to smoke. but around you like that and affecting a medical condition like asthma.... jack ass.