Miscellaneous: Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny...

By Nutless - 02/04/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny to perform a "cup-check", by hitting our crotches with the end of a baseball bat. I was actually watching the game, so I didn't see him when he came up and hit me. I wasn't wearing a cup. My nuts have shrunk by half of regular size. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By wish his dad had worn one - 07/06/2014 21:16 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML

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By oww - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 00:46 - United States - Oregon

Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML

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By fmlprobot - 04/06/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By Gbeat411 - 25/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went to boxing and this hot chick asked me if I was wearing a sports cup. I replied yes, when I wasn't. I thought she was going to check with her hand and feel. She checked with her knee. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By Agax - 08/10/2013 00:21 - United States - Riverside

Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML

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Jcsati8 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 10:04

If your [future] kids say they've never had a near-death experience, tell them differently!

Herbz 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 9:53

So, why weren't you wearing a cup?

Comments

AkihiroHattori5 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:09

that's why they call it a cup check numbnuts! But still, with a baseball bat? Bad idea, even if you ARE wearing a cup.

eaglesrule8120 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:06

When would it ever be a good idea to play baseball without a cup? He may be a douchebag, but you deserved it for being an idiot

marines_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:54

Allways wear a cup...baseball bats aren't the only things taken swings at it...

zach2556 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:28

Well I've never been hit in the nuts that hard but if you got hit in the nuts that hard wouldn't your nuts swell? And not shrink? I don't know.

lakergurl91 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:45

Thank GOD Im a girl!! Hope your nuts heal up!! Smile Jesus loves you =)

GMeister13 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 0:33

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - that would be my response to him, and then I would take my own baseball bat and "cup check" him in the face :P

what_thefk 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:54

********** and check if u can still make children

BigD3452 6

Tuesday 6 October 2009 23:38

just think u might be sterile now!!! yay no more condoms and shoot it in who ever u want! just see a doc and find out fir damn sure first haha

Trebie 6

Friday 6 November 2009 4:19

I would spend the rest of the season tapping my bat in my hand and watching him with a vengeful stare, just to keep him on the edge. Then at the last game, smack his balls. With or without the bat.