By Nutless - 02/04/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny to perform a "cup-check", by hitting our crotches with the end of a baseball bat. I was actually watching the game, so I didn't see him when he came up and hit me. I wasn't wearing a cup. My nuts have shrunk by half of regular size. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 568
You deserved it 12 424

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Jcsati8 0

If your [future] kids say they've never had a near-death experience, tell them differently!

Herbz 0

So, why weren't you wearing a cup?

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australiaaaa 0

look, for all you guys know, he was injured and had to sit out of the game, but still wanted to watch. it's happened to me with soccer; i injured my ankle but i still sat with my team

Monty_Python 0

FYL dude. To the people who say YDI, get over yourselves! So he forgot his cup one time. His teammate was being an ass by not telling him he was hitting people in the nuts.

Don_fml 0

I call BS. Nuts don't shrink when they're struck, they swell.

greatnt249 0

#30, yes, I have played baseball, and I always wore a cup. However, not wearing one doesn't justify getting whacked hard in your nads intentionally by your own teammates with a baseball bat.

WIDRR 0

Although I never played baseball, someone above said a cup is only required for catcher.. so its not like he was required to wear a cup although its obviously recommended. And who says hes even playing in the game? although i read it to be that he was just waiting for his at bat, for all you know the team had a double header that day and he was the sp for the first game, so hes just watching the second game, so he took off his cup to watch the game in comfort.. just a thought

come on man. every baseball player in the world should know to where a cup. not so much to protect yourself from the ball but more from your teammates.

lol well i don't wear a cup for baseball because I play outfield and I can see the ball coming at me from a long way away. and #3 ya do a cup check because it's funny, and usually the person is either wearing a cup or notices before you hit them. the dude is kinda an ass though because you weren't paying atention to hit you anyway.. You have my cincere sympathies I know what it feels like.... #4 - lol

you lie. your balls would swell, not shrink. dumb ass.