By coldstar - 18/07/2013 09:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML
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coldstar 15

Just to clarify a few things: my two adult cats (the mother and the baby-eater) are sisters. I had planned to have them both spayed a few months ago but the baby-eater was very unwell at the time, so I decided to postpone the spaying for both of them so that I could eventually get them both done at the same time. By the time the unwell cat had recovered the other had already snuck out of the house and fallen pregnant, so I resigned myself to letting her have the kittens and then taking them both to be fixed. That's how this situation happened. To those questioning whether I was aware of the potential danger, yes I was, but the mother cat is usually dominant to her sister and intimidates her a lot, so I assumed she'd chase her away if she tried to go near the newborns. Instead she seemed indifferent to the situation and simply stood by while her sister killed the litter. As for why I did not intervene, I was not in the room at the time. I entered the room and saw the cat had given birth, then exited the room to go and fetch her some extra food and water. When I returned I found the sister in the room with blood around her mouth, half a leg on the floor, and the mother sitting off to one side washing herself. As I stared at the scene in a mixture of surprise and revulsion, the killer began coughing violently then vomited. So that's how you came to read about this event. As for those suggesting I should punish the killer in some way, I am not going to. She was just acting on instinct, like all non-human animals do. And I think that's all I have to say for now. Sorry for the long comment.

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If you've never eaten someone you were jealous of, you're not truly living.

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I'm seriously just angry at this. Hopefully this was an accident and you didn't leave them unattended on purpose. You're not supposed to leave the kittens out in the same space as the others until they mature, and then you introduce them with caution.

Okay, there is a chance that OP didn't know all that and just put the kittens with their mother. For example it isn't always easy to tell whether or not a cat is pregnant. So OP could have a hard time getting prepared for the right procedure. I've actually had a cat that we thought was a man, then suddenly one day it had kittens.

JudgeComrade 17

It would have been worse if after eating the kittens, the cat got eaten. Kitten-stuffed cat-stuffed cat.

I had to read the FML twice to understand that OP wasn't talking about cat litter (the one you put in the litter box) :( Then a third time to grasp the horror :((

I read that wrong and I thought you said your mother ate you kitten, sorry you had to deal with that.

That's really ****** up. You don't seem to care about the dead kittens?

herpderpityderp 4

OH MY GOD I LOVE CATS SO IM SO SAD RIGHT NOW

katina1236 20

All animals eat their young. Especially dogs. Pack or no pack it doesn't matter, that's how nature works, it's sad but it's a fact of life. Hell the cats probably already over it, animals get over death a lot quicker than humans.

In all honesty, I would beat the living shit out of that cat

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Hannibal the Cannibal Kitty