Miscellaneous: Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache!...

By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

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By harry - 04/12/2009 05:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 206

By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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You deserved it 85

By Kay - 23/02/2010 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

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You deserved it 3 305

By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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You deserved it 5 713

By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 6 699

By Beardedlady - 27/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2020 20:00

Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML

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You deserved it 236

By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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You deserved it 7 570

By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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You deserved it 5 834

lucifer69_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:26

today, the same 'friend' also happened to point out I have a penis! too bad I'm a girl.....

Quest_ 13

Friday 5 February 2010 14:39

What is so 'unhygienic' about a girl having a little fuzz on her face? That's a pretty ignorant and completely illogical thing to say.

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anthonysespan 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 22:44

Thap prooves that there is at least 1617 IDIOTS in the world that actualy think you can deserve geting a mustasche

Iruke13 0

Monday 18 October 2010 5:58

I would have said after that "Your stache is trash!"

AbbaZab 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 9:09

my guy friends joke with me like that too:) but I don't have a stache...oh well. bleach and wax it:)

Splayd 10

Tuesday 27 September 2011 21:00

You spelled "too" wrongly.

stoneywoney 3

Wednesday 20 June 2012 14:26

Lame. I've seen this post too many times.

stoneywoney 3

Wednesday 20 June 2012 14:30

Plus, you're too young to be posting on this app.

angeluv_2014 22

Thursday 12 July 2012 7:17

Don't worry about it! Plenty of pretty girls get moostaches... just wax. No prob.!

edris_305 21

Wednesday 15 May 2013 14:41

Puberty sucks !!

beaglegal 42

Wednesday 9 April 2014 0:01

*too

blakebit 6

Saturday 19 July 2014 0:55

Happy quinceanñera! Your finally going into women hood

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Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

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Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML

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Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML

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Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML

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Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML

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