Miscellaneous: Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache!...

By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

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By harry - 04/12/2009 05:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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You deserved it 85

By Kay - 23/02/2010 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

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You deserved it 3 305

By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 6 699

By Beardedlady - 27/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2020 20:00

Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML

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You deserved it 236

By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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You deserved it 7 570

By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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lucifer69_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:26

today, the same 'friend' also happened to point out I have a penis! too bad I'm a girl.....

Quest_ 13

Friday 5 February 2010 14:39

What is so 'unhygienic' about a girl having a little fuzz on her face? That's a pretty ignorant and completely illogical thing to say.

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samantha_durano 6

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:33

eww groudy.

unpossible 26

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:45

So, OP, I guess you will have to be extra careful when blowing out those birthday candles. From what I understand when the mustache goes up in flames, it takes the nose hair with it.

ILoveBlair 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:12

Brown girls dont have mustaches. 8-) Asshole.

iamtheplatypus 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:44

.... o.o rofl...ewwwww caught in a lanslide!

Frank155 5

Saturday 6 February 2010 7:26

I hate hairy *******

buttshapedfruit 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 7:57

r u Spanish?

vivalagloria_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:47

Get it waxed. Problem solved.

ukiba 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:48

I think there is a bit of xxy (chromosomes) happening there. are you really good at football to?

likeomgwhat 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:25

its natural tons of girls have to shave/bleach their upper lip its not that big of a deal

2gether4ever 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:30

...was she/he joking?

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