Miscellaneous: Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache!...

By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

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By harry - 04/12/2009 05:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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By Kay - 23/02/2010 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 6 699

By Beardedlady - 27/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 12/04/2020 20:00

Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML

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You deserved it 236

By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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You deserved it 7 570

By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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lucifer69_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:26

today, the same 'friend' also happened to point out I have a penis! too bad I'm a girl.....

Quest_ 13

Friday 5 February 2010 14:39

What is so 'unhygienic' about a girl having a little fuzz on her face? That's a pretty ignorant and completely illogical thing to say.

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julzz0012 0

Friday 5 February 2010 19:09

I've seen this one before way too many times.. and that sucks

sweatyanready 0

Friday 5 February 2010 20:34

it's my birthday! tomarrow.

genungapearl 0

Friday 5 February 2010 20:37

I did not have an account before, but I made one specifically to respond to this. Now, waxing and bleaching are viable ways to deal with this, however they will cause the hair to grow back longer. DO NOT shave, that will cause it to grow back longer, thicker, and pricklier. My suggestion-electrolosis. Depending on the severity of your situation, it could take multiple trips, but eventually the hair will be permanently gone. Warning: this is not cheap. It could cost up to 60 dollars per trip, but it is worth it.

Wolfman_Paladin 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:54

not wives tale. i started shaving and my mustache and beard starting growing better and faster the more i shaved

Idontgivedamn 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 0:19

Wives tale. It looks like its growing faster because shaved hairs have more flatter surface areas than unshaved hairs. Thus shaved hairs growing back reflect more light, making them look like they're growing back faster.

shalizzz 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 1:01

Who cares if the hairs grow thicker and faster or if they only appear to do so?!? The fact of the matter is that after shaving for a while the hairs will become more noticeable. And I don't think the OP, (or any woman) wishes to have stubby prickly dark hairs on her upper lip Oh, btw, waxing will NOT make hair grow longer! How could it? By waxing, you are gradually destroying the hair roots. After years of waxing my legs, not only do the hairs grow slower and thinner, but I also have patches of skin on my legs where the hair has stopped growing alltogether.