Kids: Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can...

By TwinDad - 14/05/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML

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By skaterboy - 13/08/2013 15:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML

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Is this a joke?

By Anonymous - 19/08/2020 23:02

Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML

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By My_Cow_kiM - 28/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML

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By BambooLove - 15/07/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

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By NoNotCats =^._.^= - 03/09/2013 08:17 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML

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By Cat lover - 23/12/2017 01:30

Today, after 25 years living with my dad, who is highly allergic to cats, I was finally able to adopt two kittens to live in my new place, just like I have always wanted. Guess who else is highly allergic to cats? Me, it seems. FML

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Don't make me choose

By Ames - 23/05/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML

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By notsoonenufdeparted - 02/10/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

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Cats rule, boys drool

By achoooo - 07/11/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

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By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML

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Curtieeeez 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:23

You gotta love kids ;D

purple5 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:23

Hehe, cute! She's only three, so I wouldn't take her too seriously :3

Comments

kellster 2

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:27

Where's the "who cares/get over it" button? They're kids. They're three. They're disappointed. This isn't about whether or not they love you, care whether you're alive or dead, etc. They're THREE. They're too young to be sensitive, etc., and you should probably get used to the idea that kids don't think in terms of adult perspective about life and death just yet. They still love you, and given the choice, would love you more than a cat. I hope you're not truly confused about that.

Killuhk 8

Tuesday 29 May 2012 7:36

I don't see what's wrong with everyone....this website is called fml, but honestly the OP's don't normally mean their life is going to hell...stories like this one made me actually laugh, which is why I continue reading more stories, as I assume the same goes for others. So calm down all your ranting and raving. Relax. Take a damn chill pill. Bc fml is a website intended to make people laugh which is exactly what this post did. so stop posting comments saying "you don't care, this isn't an fml, yada yada yada" because obviously you don't have a sense of humor in your miserable body

darkbrownmascara 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:28

YDI for being such a horrible father.

taylorjae424 0

Friday 22 June 2012 1:12

What's YDI?

i_luv_dogs 10

Tuesday 19 March 2013 4:44

You Deserved It

i_luv_dogs 10

Tuesday 19 March 2013 4:46

12, you're stupid

mixedcalibaby 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:28

Aw what a lil prick. Lol

AnneFTW 17

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:29

Agree with # 11. There really needs to a "Get over it" button. Kids are kids. Get over it. You are going to die someday anyway, don't be so shocked XD

Demon_Squirtle 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:32

#15 HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! DIE?!?! =/ =P

shaPOW 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:34

It's not like she said "Well I can't wait until you die then!" As far as I can tell, she's fine with waiting until you go naturally... no biggie. =P

AngelRaven89 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:35

It's a fair question xD Get the kid a Mr. Bigglesworth.

Sjolie 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:36

Murder your kids and get that flat screen TV you've always wanted. See how they feel about that.

Demon_Squirtle 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:37

#19 What's to feel when they're dead? ...I'm just saying...

I2OI3 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:37

IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME I HEARD ABOUT CUTE LITTLE GIRLS KILLING THEIR FATHERS OVER KITTENS. IT'S A BIG PROBLEM THIS DAY AND AGE. ALL I CAN SAY IS WATCH YOUR BACK, WATCH YOUR BACK!