Kids: Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can...

By TwinDad - 14/05/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML

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By skaterboy - 13/08/2013 15:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML

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Is this a joke?

By Anonymous - 19/08/2020 23:02

Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML

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By My_Cow_kiM - 28/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML

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By BambooLove - 15/07/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

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By NoNotCats =^._.^= - 03/09/2013 08:17 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML

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By Cat lover - 23/12/2017 01:30

Today, after 25 years living with my dad, who is highly allergic to cats, I was finally able to adopt two kittens to live in my new place, just like I have always wanted. Guess who else is highly allergic to cats? Me, it seems. FML

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Don't make me choose

By Ames - 23/05/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML

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By notsoonenufdeparted - 02/10/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

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Cats rule, boys drool

By achoooo - 07/11/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

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By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML

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Thursday 14 May 2009 20:23

You gotta love kids ;D

purple5 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:23

Hehe, cute! She's only three, so I wouldn't take her too seriously :3

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suaveneanderthal 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:23

they're ******* three years old give them a break man that was cute not an fml. you have issues

emilx 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:29

When i was a little kid I really desperately wanted a dog. My parents refused claiming that my father was allergic. I proceded to say; "When daddy dies can we get a dog?" You aren't the only one.

Phallus_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:29

You should have replied: "Well, honey, this question you should be asking your mum then."

plexico 3

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:30

This wouldn't be an FML unless she was holding a meat cleaver when she asked that.

venom7 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:30

They are still young (repeating what some have already stated) look at it from a funny perspective, you'll be quite fine! cheers ;)

Karine_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:30

My twin and i did that when we were little. But it was my sister who was allergic, so instead of telling her to die and beat her up because she was the reason we couldn't have cats :3 but now we have kittens. And don't take them seriously. Tomorrow the kid that said that will come up to you crying and say "Don't die daddy! I didn't mean it!!!!"

bbq45 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:35

Damn, lol ul be dead when they're like 40. that leaves only 1 option, MURDER CAREFUL MATE!

xOpheliacx 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:39

Well if they only make you "Sneeze and sniffle," then you're not deathly allergic. You can take medicine for that. I used to be allergic to cats, then we got two of them, I took the meds for a while, and eventually the allergy went away. Or you can play dead and see what they say.