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By masterdisaster - 11/04/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML

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Today, the same person who tried to OD, threatens suicide monthly, and threatens to off people almost daily, called the state police on me because I had a PTSD episode. FML

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By imaginary coelacanth - 20/12/2020 14:02

Today, a customer came into the store I work at to ask why I hadn't killed myself yet. A month prior, that same customer told me to kill myself. All I did was compliment her shirt. FML

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tWitt3rBuG 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:17

How does someone who's mentally unfit get a licence to an assault rifle. I'd change jobs! He'll be baaack

Mnemic 5

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:14

Uh oh... he will now come back for sure! :-o Run! Btw, how did the customer react on your joke?

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bigbadnews122 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:00

Watch out! I'm depressed and on anti depressants. You may be next. I joined the military as well.

oasisfan 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:17

How on Earth can someone who was discharged from the army for being mentally unfit be allowed to buy an assault rifle? Secondly, how on Earth are assault rifles for sale to the general public? America needs to sort out its values.

oxrox 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:12

You're wierd.

veriria 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:03

I call BS on this one. You wouldn't get sold a gun with such a record (mental instability) on file, especially with the military.

Wealthyparrot 9

Tuesday 21 May 2013 23:25

Yes, you would. That's why over 90% of america thinks background checks are in order, right now, you can sell a gun to ANYONE. It's ******* ridiculous.

xDisasterous 0

Friday 11 March 2011 6:20

Move o.o

MetalLetteRaver 0

Friday 19 August 2011 6:59

Remember, the customer is always right, especially in his case!

Chad_the_Brony 0

Monday 28 November 2011 7:49

Guy logic.

sulitak 27

Sunday 31 March 2013 14:02

someone with depression? do you know just how many people suffer depression? also discharges can happen any time. there's a chance this guy was discharged after seeing something traumatic. (Last I checked, severe PTSD can fall under the "mentally unfit" category.)