By Limalia - 24/01/2011 21:00 - Switzerland

Spicy
Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 336
You deserved it 10 644

Same thing different taste

Comments

So your instant reaction to a girl wanting a better relationship is to always assume she wants marriage? YDI and this laziness of thought probably relates to your laziness in bed too. Go down on your woman properly and man the **** up.

rayquaza5000 4

Tell her not to worry, there will be more to come!

ManderPandaa12 0

God, I hope she was joking...

Maybe she'd have been happy if the ring was one of the vibrating ones that slip on your junk...

Thats a bit harsh, maybe she should have brought that up while you were together rather than announce it on your grand gesture! You should just send her on her way to a few online stores! Youre probably better off without her!

ok tell you're gf to help you out and tell you how to improve the sex life it shouldn't all just be on you there needs to be communication! and if she's a bitch about grow a pair and dump her because if that's the case she's not worth it.

ohmek 0

Ok so i'm guessing since you proposed to her you've been at least dating for a long time. If you haven't been able to give her an ****** since the time you started dating be happy she is still with you and ask her what really turns her on.

Just take the ring back and break it off. Sounds like a spoilt brat. And not to mention, it's really hard to make girls cum! Chances are, not even she can make herself cum!

might wanna get that done a few times before asking that...

jcdiva7 0

That is rude and bitchy. She should have been happy to get a ring

How dares she say no when she doesn't want marriage! She should be glad he proposed and be grateful for the ring! How dares she have her own desires!