Intimacy: Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being...

By Limalia - 24/01/2011 21:00 - Switzerland

Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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You deserved it 9 661

By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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You deserved it 2 884

By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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You deserved it 8 575

muhaidib 2

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:32

what the ****?

Wheredidgrungego 12

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:21

On the bright side, orgasms are cheaper than rings!

Comments

canadian_ftw 8

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:24

maybe she should communicate more...

motero 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:24

way 2 read signals

KamilleBlack 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:26

Maybe u should try giving her an ******.... I'm just sayin. :/

oliver86 8

Tuesday 25 January 2011 1:09

You think he isn't trying?

gwadafiesta_fml 2

Tuesday 25 January 2011 1:11

well obviously not trying hard enough...

razeleet 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:06

Maybe shes to busy bitching about him not being invested enough to notice that hes trying to get into her pants? Therefore, YDI it for dating a bitch, but also FYL for wasting your money on the bitch. Oh wait, nope you still deserve it.

IHeartJimi02 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 6:44

If she is faking it and not telling him that he isn't satisfying her then f his life. if she is telling him and he still isn't succeeding then he deserves it.

zivlaks 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:27

she likes twilight, her hobbies include being awesome and. ...wait what? srysly lame.

clarissa_Gyall 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:59

#58 I have to agree with you!. TRUE DAT!!

CrzyBitz 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:29

comment 4 ... apparently not!! lol!! if she was getting good she wouldn't have left him. read some books watch some **** something.

zinoxity 23

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:43

... I'm just going to take a guess here that you're under 16. **** isn't real, it never is and never will be. the girls in said **** are actresses, they act like they're having orgasms, but most of the time, they don't.

Jizwold 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 2:49

u can tell when it's real though. on a side note I have a **** addiction so I know my shit.

nybsucubos 5

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:30

Wow man you were way off

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:33

At least she wasn't one of those crazy "MARRY ME YOU ****** OR I WILL INSERT MY STILETTO HEELS INTO YOUR ARSE" bitches.

minktheshrink 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:42

OP deserves it for not being able to please a woman! If you would have been able to give it to her right she wouldn't have asked and you wouldn't have wasted your money since she obviously doesn't want that right now.

DjeePee 24

Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:44

Indeed. Your girlfriend is complaining about the relationship, why, OP, did you think that it would then be the right time to propose? YDI. And if you are a selfish lover who doesn't put effort to make sex joyable for your girlfriend, you deserve a double YDI.