By Limalia - 24/01/2011 21:00 - Switzerland

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Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

On the bright side, orgasms are cheaper than rings!

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marco20 5

ouch! definitely FYL!

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RaizerBerry 3

Have sex with he and right as she's about to ******, pull out and watch TV.

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wellnowwhat 6

Run like hell OP. You got your signals way crossed and that's your own fault, but it takes guts to propose and any woman who won't even acknowledge that effort isn't worth your time.

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stavik96 0

Let's do like Vlad the Impaler with all the"first" people

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valkyire 8

"I won't marry you unless you can make me ******" seems fair enough to me

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fantasyworld 37

It seems she won't be happy with anything.

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withered 30

A really radical thought: Try talking about marriage with your partner before proposing just because you want to marry. You know, so you know if they want to marry too? Or at least don't get offended when you propose out of the blue and get rejected.

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