Work: Today, our dishwasher door broke. My mom made me sit there for... - FML

By NehNehPwn - 24/06/2014 15:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, our dishwasher door broke. My mom made me sit there for an hour straight, holding the door shut so it would work. FML

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NehNehPwn 20

Friday 25 July 2014 3:54

For se reason some was cut off. If I left it to get a chair or anything it would pop open and restart the whole cycle (30 min cycles) my mom went in the shower so she couldn't get me anything. Another thing is I was able to sit on the floor to use my phone (thank God). Finally, due to being anaphylactic to milk and eggs, I could not have wash the dishes (my family still eats them) Thanks for commenting and have a nice day everyone!

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XPhoenixFire 17

Tuesday 24 June 2014 22:05

Why not put something heavy against it?

cryssycakesx3 22

Tuesday 24 June 2014 22:20

I think she did....

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sdrkn 8

Tuesday 24 June 2014 23:57

Only in the ghetto...

bagofpopkern 18

Wednesday 25 June 2014 0:05

I suppose that hour long wait is better than having to put up with those spoons. Anyone tried to rinse those suckers? water goes everywhere.

cassey_lea 15

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:18

you just made my day!! they suck

91hayek 31

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:45

Hold them at a downward angle into the sink and away from you. You're washing it, not trying to dissolve heroin.

TacoChewsday 10

Wednesday 25 June 2014 0:21

Soap, meet sponge.

PikaPika021 13

Wednesday 25 June 2014 5:21

Sponges can hold lots of bacteria if not properly sanitized. Same with cloths. Non-scratch scour pads are easier to use.

rocker_chick23 27

Wednesday 25 June 2014 0:36

When I was younger, we had no dishwasher and we had to wash the dishes by hand.

SmoothPancakes 10

Wednesday 25 June 2014 4:19

I still wash the dishes by hand.

randome101 12

Wednesday 25 June 2014 0:37

Why not use duct tape? Duct tape fixes everything

Recoveryben 15

Wednesday 25 June 2014 0:47

Anyone else thinking about how OP probably could have washed the dishes by hand in less than an hour...

rocker_chick23 27

Wednesday 25 June 2014 1:18

I am thinking the exact same thing. I never had a dishwasher growing up so I hand washed dishes. We have a dishwasher now, but I find it easier to hand wash them.

enriquegonzolas 15

Wednesday 25 June 2014 0:50

At least you didn't have to do them.

FroggerForReal 11

Wednesday 25 June 2014 1:22

Obviously put something against it like the table or chair and if the chair didn't hold sit on it and go to ifunny to waste time.

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Wednesday 25 June 2014 1:28

I favorited this

ThomasBombadil 31

Wednesday 9 July 2014 15:10

And I clicked on Thumb down for your post.

jaquie0812 13

Wednesday 25 June 2014 1:28

Because doing the dishes by hand was too hard.

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