Miscellaneous: Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class....

By Postdotfuzz - 08/12/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class. I had studied hard and scored 86%. The blonde girl next to me got a 92. Earlier in the semester she had asked me what state Detroit was in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 600

You deserved it 9 184

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Ifuckdup - 25/05/2017 00:00

Today, I asked my classmate if she was ready for the final tomorrow and she said it was yesterday. I'm not a bad student - I have 90+ average in the class - but the final was 50% of my grade. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 548

You deserved it 1 895

By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 762

You deserved it 15 760

By katsaysner - 17/10/2014 17:56 - United States - Unity

Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 863

You deserved it 4 715

By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 18:04 - Canada

Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 652

You deserved it 11 352

My bad

By Jokkim - 20/06/2016 18:24 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 397

You deserved it 5 537

By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 18:33 - Canada

Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said "I'm just smart". She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 962

You deserved it 6 644

By dany - 26/05/2012 19:34 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 885

You deserved it 2 160

Shut down

By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 23:03 - France

Today, I finished an exam in physics class. It counts for 40% of our grade. As I handed my paper in to my teacher, she said to the whole class while talking about me, "You did this wrong; this isn't how you do it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 862

You deserved it 106

By koolkidx3 - 24/02/2010 21:28 - United States

Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 331

You deserved it 3 067

By thestudent - 18/02/2011 09:30 - Philippines

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 679

You deserved it 20 999

biancagolden 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 9:29

I didn't know either.. =/ But I'm Australian, so that's kind of excusable? D:

WishfullThinker 18

Tuesday 8 December 2009 9:25

Like, wasn't it in Chicago or something?

Comments

TishNchips 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 15:56

LOL @ #153. Inventing cancer XD you probably meant inventing time travel and curing cancer. But that was still cute and funny when I first read it, sorry XDDDD

Thunderbender 2

Thursday 17 December 2009 21:32

I can almost guarantee you that was on purpose :P

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 5:31

for all you nice commenters who apparently have no blond friends or are not exposed to any jokes whatsoever, there are a series of jokes called blond jokes. they are actually quite funny. and also, all these blonds are commenting with stuff like "I'm so ******* smart I never study and like I'm awesome and like so are all my fellow blonds!" get a grip. there are reasons there are blond jokes. down the line, there had to be a dumb as **** blond somewhere, so don't be so defensive.

habesjn 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 22:01

the fact that this FML got more FYL than YDIs is insulting. This OP is so high and mighty and is a complete bitch. "I can't believe that retard blond did better than me. Cuz she's blond she's obviously retarded" How do you FYL that?

lilpanda 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:51

I have a question. I relise that the girl in this FML is a moron, but it seems to me that a majority of people on this site truly believe that all blondes are dumb. Why is that? How does one's hair color determine their worth as a human being?

Zyzzva 0

Friday 5 March 2010 9:36

this is why they're called "blonde moments"

Finnish 0

Monday 17 May 2010 21:28

I lived in America for 7 years and I can't name all the states. maybe like 10 or less but then again I'm pretty bad a geography. math and physics are more my thing.