Miscellaneous: Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class....

By Postdotfuzz - 08/12/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class. I had studied hard and scored 86%. The blonde girl next to me got a 92. Earlier in the semester she had asked me what state Detroit was in. FML

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By Ifuckdup - 25/05/2017 00:00

Today, I asked my classmate if she was ready for the final tomorrow and she said it was yesterday. I'm not a bad student - I have 90+ average in the class - but the final was 50% of my grade. FML

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By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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By katsaysner - 17/10/2014 17:56 - United States - Unity

Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 18:04 - Canada

Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML

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My bad

By Jokkim - 20/06/2016 18:24 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 18:33 - Canada

Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said "I'm just smart". She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML

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By dany - 26/05/2012 19:34 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 23:03 - France

Today, I finished an exam in physics class. It counts for 40% of our grade. As I handed my paper in to my teacher, she said to the whole class while talking about me, "You did this wrong; this isn't how you do it." FML

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By koolkidx3 - 24/02/2010 21:28 - United States

Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML

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By thestudent - 18/02/2011 09:30 - Philippines

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

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biancagolden 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 9:29

I didn't know either.. =/ But I'm Australian, so that's kind of excusable? D:

WishfullThinker 18

Tuesday 8 December 2009 9:25

Like, wasn't it in Chicago or something?

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Wazilla 0

Monday 13 December 2010 15:19

for all the conplaning blondes, i think he ment stupid common sense wise not education wise, from school. Street smart.

emilyrenea14 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 5:18

she slept with the professor

Hisbabyforever 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 14:34

Blondes aren't always stupid! Where did that belief even come from?

Btaylor91 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:34

U mad bro?

Pownzeez 0

Friday 11 March 2011 22:03

shes banging your teacher

alwayzrockinout7 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:27

story of my life.

babylioncub 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 7:06

Two words for you honey: Halo Effect

awkward_turtles 1

Tuesday 29 March 2011 21:49

chill dude, they were joking

jorankay411 6

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:32

Congrates to her for being street-smart... that's something that you don't seem to have seeming that you are stereotyping her as a "Dumb Blonde". YDI

psychokitty1622 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 15:30

You really felt the need to mention she was blonde?

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