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By very analytical - 26/06/2015 19:56 - United States - Ashland

Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML

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By Al Staten - 06/12/2016 22:03

Today, my new boss asked me to handle a very difficult client, warning me that, "He's kind of a dick." My accidental response? "That's fine, I'm great at handling dicks." FML

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By Muchacha22 - 20/06/2016 17:25 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my work directory was updated to reflect my recent promotion. Due to lack of space, they abbreviated the title. I'm now listed as "Sr Anal". FML

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You deserved it 1 672

By boss stabber - 04/01/2015 06:52 - United States - Kings Beach

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark, though." According to him, it's a euphemism for anal sex and I was being offensive to a gay colleague, the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML

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You deserved it 2 471

By whitecollar - 05/12/2012 02:43 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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You deserved it 33 428

By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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You deserved it 45 098

By Sunny - 18/09/2013 22:59 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, every time I write the word "analyst," I can't help but giggle because it begins with "anal." I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst. FML

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You deserved it 34 138

Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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You deserved it 127

By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 03:59 - United States - Breaux Bridge

Today, I had my performance review at work. Under the "oral communication" category my boss wrote that I "act like an asshole." FML

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You deserved it 6 020

By Loopylogo - 10/01/2017 14:01

Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML

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You deserved it 525

Shut up!

By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:32

Well, now all you can do is own it. Don't have a stick up your ass about it. Or do, I guess.

ninjamadi 16

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:32

You kinda walked right into that one. sorry OP

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samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 27 June 2015 22:05

Open mouth, insert foot.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 28 June 2015 0:06

more like open butt, insert dick

BigL99 20

Sunday 28 June 2015 0:04

You really backed into that one.

chaseafterwind82 29

Sunday 28 June 2015 1:39

Prepare to get asked out by more guys than you ever thought possible.

fuckinbatman 7

Sunday 28 June 2015 5:01

shit could be worse but just go with it or tell em all to **** off :) either way. you'll be alright

baitahook 7

Sunday 28 June 2015 7:23

be glad you're not a guy, it'd make it even worse!

cmikey 14

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:57

Look at the bright side, at least you're acknowledged! Right?!

aliciabaird1269 11

Sunday 28 June 2015 10:55

I agree with #49. It's all in good fun at first but if they keep at it and it starts to get annoying or uncomfortable just threaten to sue lol.

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 28 June 2015 11:56

i bet you're real popular

spinda 22

Sunday 28 June 2015 18:46

Take that as a compliment

ajs1987 15

Monday 29 June 2015 16:08

You kinda walked right into that one, and that's what she said.

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